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Patty seinfeld serenity now12/11/2023 GEORGE: Dad, the hinges are all rusted here. KRAMER: (Holding camera) Get in a little closer. You should be able to buy a cheaper gift.ĮLAINE: (Taking out Boggle) Oh, I don't think that's possible. JERRY: You know, if you don't bring a guest they save a catering. Hey, listen, what are you doin' Saturday night?ĮLAINE: I need someone to go with me to Mr. KRAMER: Yeah, I love going to the country.ĮLAINE: (Laughing) That's funny. JERRY: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens? KRAMER: (Laughing) What is that, a new bit? Now shut that door and get the hell out of here! JERRY: Kramer, I am so sick of you comin' in here and eatin' all my food. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch. GEORGE: She probably gets that impression because you're cool. GEORGE: So what do you care what she thinks. PATTY: I'd like to see you get *really* mad. JERRY: No, I love a good Chinese Spanish whatever it is. PATTY: Well I thought this would be more fun so I gave the tickets away. JERRY: Oh, I thought we had tickets for the Knicks home opener. PATTY: So I told Bobby and Lisa that we'd try the new Chinese Spanish GEORGE: What happened to the screen door? It blew off again? When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'įRANK: The man on the tape wasn't specific. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal! Serenity now! Serenity now!įRANK: Doctor gave me a relaxation ca**ette. GEORGE: All right, Dad, we're five blocks from the house. You just pull it, and throw your body weight.įRANK: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don't blame the mechanism! Move your seat forward.įRANK: There's a mechanism. Seinfeld - The Serenity Now Script lyricsįRANK: I got no leg room back here.
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